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Некоторые песни были по каким-то (не всегда очевидным) причинам написаны и/или исполнены на языке Шекспира и Байрона. Хорошо, что и тот, и другой уже об этом не узнают.

(If You Think That Fuck Is Funny) Fuck Yourself


         F                                 C
If you think that fuck is funny, fuck yourself
         C7                                F
If you think that fuck is funny, fuck yourself
         B                 C
If you think that fuck is funny,
          F                  Dm
Fuck yourself and save your money,
         C7        F       C7     C7       F
If you think that fuck is funny, fuck yourself!

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Another Anthony


G+           G              Em
There was a boy named Anthony
C            Am        C                 Ddim
He was so strange, at least he tried to be.
G+             G                 Em
Of course, he did so out of vanity,
C     Am          Am/G      D#dim G C G
But that does not matter to you and me.

One chilly night he felt so pissed —
He was abandoned by a certain girl he seriously missed.
Some more fuckups came with the winter mist —
He was considered by some persons to be a Satanist
                    (and that is a serious accusation).

    H7        C
So he made a bad move
           D                       F#
Yeah, he shoved his last friends aside
          F#m             F#
And he committed (guess what)
   G
A suicide!

His mother's eyes were open wide
When she found him in the bathroom lying in all that blood and stuff
After the blade
Had with his veins collided...

But sorry to disappoint you —
His suicide was just a dream.
He made it to the kitchen to prepare him some coffee,
Well, he started to feel mainstream, so it was with cream (don't scream)!

The rest of his life
Was oh too grim.
But beat it, that doesn't matter,
That doesn't matter at all
                   G
'Cause you're not him!
                       Em
'Cause you're not him!
You are not him!
You're not him...

Mine And No One Elses


 Am      C     Em
Welcome to my world,
It's rainy here and cold,
But it's mine and no one else's,
It's mine and no one else's.

Welcome to my day,
It's long and dusty gray,
But it's mine and no one else's,
It's mine and no one else's.

Can you see my pain
Inside my crumbling brain?
It's mine and no one else's,
Yeah, it's mine and no one else's.

I would like to share
All these things with you
But you will never want them,
No, you will never want them.

Because you've got your own —
You days, your hopes, your pain,
They're yours, they're no one else's,
Yeah, yours and no one else's.

And all that we have in common,
All that we have in common
Is television static,
Is television static...

Hentaisk City Hymn


 C             Em
Welcome to Hentaisk
     F            G
The city of inspiration
 C                  Em
Reach out for the skies
    F              G
Unleash your imagination
And free your soul in Hentaisk
Great times are a must-be
Share the joy in our eyes
Experience the hospitality
Of Hentaisk
And you will never ever wanna leave here no no no

     (Solo)

Stay in Hentaisk
Meet new friends and lovers
In our cozy paradise
Feel the arcane powers
Of your heart doing right
To bring you utmost pleasure
Every day every night
From now on till forever
The memories of Hentaisk
Will beckon you to come here again now baby yeah

Welcome to Hentaisk
The city of inspiration
Reach out for the skies
Unleash your imagination
And free your
Soul